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What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?