Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?