What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

How do billboards talk?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call a short cow?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Where do novels go to have a good time?