I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
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What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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