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What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

How do bees get to school?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

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