Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?