Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Where does laundry go to college?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?