What color are all the books in the library?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What sweet treat never panics?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Where do books sleep?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?