Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How much money does a skunk have?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why is winter considered holy?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?