What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?