How does a cow do math?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?