What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
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