What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How does a taco bless the table?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?