What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?