What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
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Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
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