What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What makes a glow worm glow?
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