What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Who invented fractions?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What did the shower say to the toilet?