How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?