What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the frog starve?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do fish use for glasses?

Where does the president keep his razor?