What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What kind of bird can write?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?