Why was the cat so small?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which animal will never go bald?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do little monsters call their mother?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are all priests fit?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?