What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

How does the sun listen to music?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Which singer could always break a five?