Which cats love to be petted?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the cow cross the road?

How do you make a bandstand?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call stolen cheese?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?