What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

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What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you say to a really good barista?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?