What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How long do chickens work?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What's the slowest 5k?