Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How do you wash a lamb?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?