Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
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