Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why is a computer so smart?
What does winter fat turn into?
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