Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
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