Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do trees try new things so often?
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