Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What superpower do all middle children have?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
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