What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

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Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?