Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
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