What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame StreetĀ®?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which subject has two parts?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did Snow White⢠say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
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