What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What animal likes to party the most?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you talk to a giant?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
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