What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the dog so popular?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are puppies so flexible?
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