What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
When do cows get tired?
Where is the coldest place to work?
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