What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What is a spider's favorite book?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the cow go to outer space?