What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why was the musician arrested?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?