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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

When do flowers get their workout in?