What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do stars celebrate in December?
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