Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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