Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
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