What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

When do astronauts eat?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?