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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

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Where do superheroes blend right in?

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Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

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Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

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