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What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?