What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why do mice need oiling?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Which animals make the best football players?