Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
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