Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which animals make the best football players?
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