What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?