What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Where do airplanes go shopping?