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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?