What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What animals make the best baseball players?