What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

How can you farm during the winter?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?