What do you call a noodle in disguise?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?