Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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