What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

When do flowers get their workout in?