Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the confused bee say?
How did the pirate call his mother?
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