Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one plate say to the other?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What games do ants play with elephants?