Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which family member is always relieved?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a Russian flea?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How did the tree get lost?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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