What farm animal is best at karate?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are goats so funny?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why was the cat so small?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Where do pigs love to take naps?