What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What was the first animal in space?