Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?