Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the cow go to outer space?