Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?