What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the fish blush?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why are grandkids so great?