What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are books always so angry?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
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