What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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