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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What kind of bird can write?