What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
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How much does freedom weigh?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the holiest insect?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
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