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What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call two birds in love?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?