What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
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Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
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Why was the snake coughing so much?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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