Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Do dads always snore?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a tired tree?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's the most masculine animal?