What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What makes a glow worm glow?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How are mountains able to see?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which insect makes the best father?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
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