What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is the most adorable season?
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