What do you find at the end of everything?

Where do chips wear socks?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?