What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?