Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
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