What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?