Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?