What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Which bug is related to you?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?