What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?