What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?