What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?