What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the pirate late for work?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?