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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What condiment has wings?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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What insect runs away from everything?

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