What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What sweet treat never panics?
How does dinner smell?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are books always so angry?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
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