How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Which computer won the talent show?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What math figure is also in the band?