Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
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