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How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What makes music in your hair?

Why do mice need oiling?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do cats wear to work?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?