Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
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