What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the turkey join the band?
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