What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?