What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What animal floats best?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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