What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
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