What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?