Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?