Why did the elk have great hair?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

When do mice play every day?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.