Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
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Where is the coldest place to work?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a frog's favorite year?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the horse so happy?
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