Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
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Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
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