What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?