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What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do jokesters study in college?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Do dads always snore?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

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What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Which animals make the most honest judges?