What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What game do bats excel at?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?