What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

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Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?