Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Where do chips wear socks?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

When should you start writing a book?