Why did the snake cross the road?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why do cows go to New York?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

How do snowmen get information?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?