Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where are average things manufactured?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
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