Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call the dog magician?

How is cat food sold?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do chips wear socks?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?