Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
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What does Santa order at the bar?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
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