Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?