What do cows say when you milk them?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?