Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How do hurricanes see?

When do astronauts eat?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?