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Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How do you get straight A's?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?