Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Who invented fractions?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the calf play in the school band?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?