What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?