Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Which animal will never go bald?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?