What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?