How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What season begins with a thud?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?