What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's the most athletic footwear?