Why don't ostriches fly ?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why are frogs always happy?