If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Which family member has tusks?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What animal is undefeated in all sports?