What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the frog starve?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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