What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which elf is the best singer?
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