What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why are grandkids so great?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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