Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What says: oom oom oom?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?