What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's E.T. short for?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a priest's favorite food?
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