What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
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Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What shape has a knighthood?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where does breakfast live?
Why is a doctor always calm?
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