What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What birds always travel in twos?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
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