How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Which tree can't stop crying?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?