Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why are cats good at playing video games?