What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
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