What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
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What do you call a short cow?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What color are all the books in the library?
It's allergy season again?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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