What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?