What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do bees buzz?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How can you farm during the winter?
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