What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
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