Why is winter considered holy?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?