Why is winter considered holy?

What did summer say to spring?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?