What is a horse's favorite sport?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which elf is the best singer?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?