What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What condiment has wings?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?