Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call a dog in space?