What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Which insect is the smartest?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Are baby skunks cute?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?