Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?