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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a retired cowboy?