What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
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Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What time does Donald Duckā¢ļø wake up?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
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How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
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