Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why do golfers hate cake?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Who invented fractions?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What dog never pays attention in class?