What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?