Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why should you not pamper a cow?