Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What is a table you can eat?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Which animals make the best football players?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?